Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

How is life like toilet paper?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A book just fell on my head.

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What season begins with a thud?