Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
He was very dogmatic.
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
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What bird helps you stay dry?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do you call octopus twins?
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