Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
He was very dogmatic.
Where do cows go for lunch?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why are ghosts always single?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What kind of books do boats write?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Where do surfers go to school?
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