Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What's the friendliest pen?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?