What animal should you never play poker with?

What do you call a smelly horse?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?