What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What do you call an old snowman?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?