What did the Dorito say to his son?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What insect runs away from everything?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Where do stars go to college?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What tea do footballers drink?