What's the coldest vegetable?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

Why are boxers good comedians?

How do fleas travel?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?