How does a sidewalk address a question?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What did the sick chicken say?

When does a horse talk?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Where do termites go camping?