How does the moon cut her hair?
Eclipse it.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
How does dinner smell?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
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