What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did electricity win the race?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What is Yoda's® favorite movie?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?