How does the moon cut her hair?
Eclipse it.
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why do plants hate algebra?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What condiment has wings?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
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