How does the moon cut her hair?
Eclipse it.
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do fairies always drink?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
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