What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
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