What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What bee is good for your health?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?