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What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?