What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Bears love exotic cars.

How does a barber get to work?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What color are all the books in the library?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What do horses say to greet each other?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?