What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
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