Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?