Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What do you call a tired tree?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.