Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
She had a hard drive.
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What shape has a knighthood?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Where do mice leave their boats?
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