Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

Which state is the cleanest?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What did autumn say to summer?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

Why are bakers paid so much money?