What is blue and not heavy?

Why are all priests fit?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

How does a penguin build its house?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What did one firefly say to the other?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?