Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
She had a hard drive.
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
How do you make antifreeze?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why do all the planets get along?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why can you never find the number nine?
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