What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What do cows always add to their salad?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?