What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?