What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why do pigs tell jokes?