What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What's the friendliest pen?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?