What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Which dogs love to study science?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What did the salad say to its dad?