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Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What day do hands always go to church?

Which elf is the best singer?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why do bees buzz?