What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?