How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What says: oom oom oom?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What is another term for the price of gas?