What happens when grass goes out of town?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why did the barber win the race?

What's the most athletic footwear?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?