Why do math teachers love hiking?

Why are trees always so positive?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What tea do footballers drink?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?