Why is furniture so generous?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

How much does freedom weigh?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

I'm not a bad putter.

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?