Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
He got goated into it.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What do basketball players order at Denny'sĀ®?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond⢠film?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
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