Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
He got goated into it.
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
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