Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

I'm not a bad putter.

What is the most attractive fruit?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What do you call a singing rodent?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Where do termites go camping?