I like telling Dad jokes.

What siblings are always sad?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What says: oom oom oom?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?