What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why are goats so funny?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What school subject really rocks?