What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why are trees always so positive?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?