What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Where do polar bears store their money?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What game does chlorine never lose?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What's the opposite of irony?