Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What's the richest basketball team?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?