What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?

Why do plants hate algebra?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

How do snowmen get information?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Why are frogs always happy?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?