Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What kind of books do boats write?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

How do you talk to a giant?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?