Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What table can you never sit at?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?