What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What are baby potatoes called?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

The museum curator needed a break.

What's a horse's favorite car?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?