What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What is an insect's favorite game?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

How does a cow do math?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What sport is always getting in trouble?