Why did summer catch autumn?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Where are average things manufactured?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?