Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?