Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
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Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Which president loved to take baths?
How are mountains able to see?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What animal styles their hair every day?
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