What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What did summer say to spring?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What do fish do at parades?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What game do mice love to play?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?