Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
My brother is my partner in crime.
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