What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Where does breakfast live?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?