Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
It's allergy season again?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
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