What's the opposite of irony?

What tree has the most bark?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What do you call two birds in love?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What is the tallest building in the world?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?