What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why do math teachers love March?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What do you call a small mom?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?