Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Musical chairs.
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
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