What fairy loves to count?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

How is life like toilet paper?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What siblings are always sad?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?