What's a pirate's favorite color?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What do you call a small mom?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Which animals make the best football players?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What part of a football field is never the same?