What day never takes itself seriously?

What does the sun drink out of?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?