Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why did the barber win the race?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What is a mom's favorite game?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?