Where do actors go to pray?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Where do stars go to college?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

Which music festival was full of lumber?