What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Where do goldfish go camping?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

How do you wash a lamb?

What do sprinters eat before a race?