What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What car does Yoda® drive?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?