What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Families are like fudge.

Where do chips wear socks?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?