Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

How much does freedom weigh?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What do naked fish play with?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

What do you call a sad latte?