Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?