A book just fell on my head.
I only have myshelf to blame.
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
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