Why did the person sit on the clock?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

It's allergy season again?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What animal has the most fun?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?