Where do sheep get their hair cut?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

I broke my finger!

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?