Why are all priests fit?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?