What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?