How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What nationality are most fish?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?