Why was the snake coughing so much?
He had a frog in his throat.
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What nationality are most fish?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
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