What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

Why was the broom late for school?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What's a bat's favorite game?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Where do surfers go to school?