Why was the snake coughing so much?
He had a frog in his throat.
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Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do little monsters call their mother?
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What animal loves a baseball game?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What's the politest month?
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What's a pirate's favorite letter?
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