Why was the snake coughing so much?
He had a frog in his throat.
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
How do football players deal with their problems?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What time is your dentist appointment?
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