Why was the snake coughing so much?
He had a frog in his throat.
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
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