Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?