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How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why was the math book sad?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What's the noisiest food?

What car always breaks the rules?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?