What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Straw-berries.
What is the opposite of coffee?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What insect runs away from everything?
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