What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Straw-berries.
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What sweet treat never panics?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
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