How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

Which animal will never go bald?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Where are average things manufactured?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?