Why did the man get tacos every hour?

How does a taco bless the table?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What birds always travel in twos?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What is a plant's favorite college course?