How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Why did summer catch autumn?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

Why was the mime upset?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?