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Which computer won the talent show?

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Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?