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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why was the math book sad?

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What animal has 20/20 vision?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

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What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

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