What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What game can you play while eating dinner?