Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

How do you wash a lamb?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Which is the worst season?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?