What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
They are banana split.
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
How long will dinner be?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald'sĀ®?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why is Kermit the FrogĀ® so good at gardening?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why are fish such good architects?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
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