What's the noisiest food?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

How do frogs get to work?