Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What do Scottish toads play?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Which is the worst season?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?