How much money does a skunk have?

Why was the horse so happy?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What do you call a sad latte?