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What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Which is the worst season?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Where does food go to take a nap?