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Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

How did the tree get lost?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

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Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?