Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?