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Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Who does everyone's hair in space?