What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why was the spider so smart?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?