How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?