Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?