What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What's the friendliest pen?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What is the coolest country?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?