What does an evil hen lay?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What birds always travel in twos?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?