Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Which president loved to take baths?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

How is life like toilet paper?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What bird is losing its hair?

What says: oom oom oom?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?