Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

How does a squid go into battle?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?