Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What do you call a short cow?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

When should you start writing a book?