What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why is summer always sad?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?