Why did spring break up with winter?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

How does a barber get to work?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

How do billboards talk?

What is a parrot's favorite game?