Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

How can you farm during the winter?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What bird is losing its hair?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?