Why did summer catch autumn?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

What animal knows kung fu?

What do bees chew?

What's the most masculine animal?