Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What do you call an old snowman?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What do you call hiking college students?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Why are trees always so positive?