What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
A T-minus!
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do elves learn in school?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did the sick chicken say?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
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