What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Where do polar bears vote?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?