Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?