Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

How do bears keep cool?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?