Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What type of animal does well in the cold?