Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What horn never makes a sound?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why are the mountains so tired?