Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What style of music weighs the most?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
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