Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
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