What do mice do when they're at home?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why do crabs never give to charity?