Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why can't Cinderella⢠play soccer?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
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