How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?