What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

How long will dinner be?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?