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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?