Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why are trees always so positive?