Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What are you studying in math?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What kind of ant is good at math?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

How is cat food sold?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?