What words make the best athletes?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What does winter fat turn into?