How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
An arm and a leg.
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Surprise!!!!
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
How do you wash a lamb?
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