What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?