How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
An arm and a leg.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Where does water do all its banking?
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