How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What goes zzub, zzub?