Why is laughter the best medicine?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?