Why are skeletons always hungry?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What animal floats best?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

How much money does a skunk have?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?