Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Which former US President was always cold?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?