Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

If you need help building an ark..

Which animal should never work for the government?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

What animal has more lives than a cat?