How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?