If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

The museum curator needed a break.

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?