Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What are you studying in math?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?