Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Where do mermaids see movies?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?