What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?