What do you call a depressed strawberry?
A blueberry.
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why are goats so funny?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
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