Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What British bugs are the best singers?