What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Why is summer always sad?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?