Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Which animals make the best football players?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?