People are so hard on car mechanics.

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What's a bat's favorite game?