What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

How do you talk to a giant?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Where do kittens go to school?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?