What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why was the spider so smart?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?