What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Why did the fish blush?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

How do you make antifreeze?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?