What's a duck's favorite TV show?
The Feather Forecast.
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
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