What's a duck's favorite TV show?
The Feather Forecast.
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What condiment has wings?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
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