What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What makes music in your hair?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What animal loves a baseball game?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What says: oom oom oom?