What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What did one plate say to the other?