How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
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