Why does the orange always lose in races?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why was the broom late for school?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?