What do fairies always drink?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

I like telling Dad jokes.

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Which music festival was full of lumber?