How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
What sweet treat never panics?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why do mice need oiling?
Where was Noah born?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What do you call a silly hill?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Which singer could always break a five?
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