How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
A buccaneer.
How long will dinner be?
How does a taco bless the table?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What bird is always sad?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
How do you wash a lamb?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
How does a penguin build its house?
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