Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
He hated to go back to school.
How does a cow do math?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
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