Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Why do cats love to work?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?