What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Where do stars go to college?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why are trees always so positive?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

How much does freedom weigh?

What's the scariest letter?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?