What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Where does laundry go to college?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?