Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
He hated to go back to school.
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
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