Why are books always so angry?

How does a cow do math?

Which subject has two parts?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Where do kittens go to school?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

How does a squid go into battle?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What is blue and not heavy?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?